Post by Adelaide on Dec 4, 2007 8:19:04 GMT -5
Hello, and welcome back to The Pig Times your News Channel for up to the minute news in the BBS world. Today we will taking you into the slums of the trading world. If you thought Kowloon was bad, you could never imagine a Wednesday afternoon at the BBS boards as it is complete pandemonium. Today our TPT reporters go throughout the history of BBS and highlight some of the events that caused the most mayhem on the boards. Hold onto something tight and brace yourself as we take you on an adventure into the underworld of the BBS.
(Commercial Break)
Hi this is 2-Time BBS Champion Pig here today with a public announcement for all my fellow GM's. This is one of the finest league's in the sim world and it pains me to see activity go down the drain by some individuals. It is time to set the pace up a notch and take the bull by the horns and help the league out by contributing
So remember....
Sleep on a train and not on your team!
Now back to your regularly scheduled program.....
"I remember it like yesterday, I mean how couldn't I remember that specific incident." (Random GM Speaking)
If you ever creep on the boards during the day and mingle with the GM's of BBS then you might notice a very smooth and lax environment where socialization runs like the rivers of the Shenandoah. Here and there GM's might scuffle for 10 minutes about a trade but never anything drastic. However, when an incident goes haywire involving the entire league that is when fireworks spark. Hi, I am Pig and I invited you join us on this edition of The Pig Times....The Chronology Of Mayhem.
In the beginning of the new BBS there were many GM's coming back for another lick at the new league. Many of the top tier GM's of the first UOSL had merged with GM's of the first BBS to create a hybrid league with the finest GM's the internet had to offer.
"Once we got rid of the ScubaSteves, Reevesport's and SoonerJeremy's, I thought we were on tap for a great beginning."
General Manger of 2-Time BBS Champion Seattle Sonics has been at the grunt of the league for much time now but has seemed to find a safe-haven in the harbors of the new league.
"I was really excited about the new league, I was off to a fresh start as well as some other GM's. New GM's came in looking to make a name for themselves and old one's wanted to keep their reputations up."
However, with the new arrival of BBS came old habits. Two of the most potent alliances of GM's had decided to join together and try to monopolize the league.
"It was similar to the time when Skoal merged with Hostess to create the greatest company known to man. We meshed better then dip and Donettes. We were going to be unstoppable"
The Jersey Shore Sluggas, a gang consisting of David Krupinski, Hernando Courtwright and Aaron Reilly felt they would benefit financially and socially if they signed an agreement to pact with their neighbors to the north the Gold Coast Mafia, a band of misfits from Connecticut who loathed homework while loving fast cars, big titted women and E Period sim checks.
"As soon as I saw Basone roll down to the New Canaan Train Station sporting his 10 dollar aviators throwing his hands up to Country Grammar I knew we had to get these guys on our team" Bulls GM Dave Krupinski said "When he screamed BLLAAAAAAAAAAZAAASSS out the window it felt like the first time I had experienced Pina's Pinapples, a one-of-a-kind expeirience.
Two days later, General Pigwallis of the Gold Coast Mafia signed an agreement with the Jersey Coast Sluggas. The MAFMAF Doctrine behind the two sides was a contract made by the Devil as it united the 7 most egocentric individuals in the sim community. This new band of brothers looked into future with high aspirations as they now ran BBS.
The first seasons under the MAFMAF doctrine brought wealth and joy to everyone involved. BBS was flowing smoothly, post-pad's were flooding, Lopsided Lumley trades were at an all-time high and other GM's realized where there place in the league was.
"If I had to compare us to any group of seven individuals it would have to be the Seven Dwarves, I mean we were that fucking big." Pig said "Like the Seven Dwarves we all had our little traits that made us special, Krup liked to talk shit, Reilly liked to win, Basone liked to be unoriginal with his posts, Haberman was sarcastic, Mark liked to be a smart-ass, and I liked to pack fat dips. We were all out their to help each other to fuck Snow White like the dwarves in the movie, the equivalent of sticking it to Snow White though was winning a BBS championship, and we united to accomplish that cause.
Money was flowing in, the W column was filling up and bitches were all over their nuts. Life couldn't be sweeter for this group of renegades. Little did they know that a stranger from the dark would rise and try to rip apart the alliance and change BBS forever....
The MAFMAF Alliance was at the apex of their rule over the BBS Community and felt like they were unstoppable.
"We were on cloud nine" Pig said "We felt we could fuck with anyone and nothing would happen, cocky, rich and beautiful....we had the whole world at our fingertips and thought we could never lose it."
Out of the shadows however a GM was slowly making his way up the BBS ladder, a desperado from the Wild Wild West who was fed up with the constant verbal lashing's that the MAFMAF alliance was giving fellow GM's. A stranger had come from the mist into the BBS scene and his mission was to show the BBS Community and especially the MAFMAF Alliance that there was a new Outlaw in town.......
Thank you for listening to TPT's special 5 part series headlined "The Chronology of Mayhem"
You have just read Part I: Genesis
On tap for this week.
Tuesday Night: Part 2: A New Sheriff in Town: The Rise of Outlawz
Wednesday Night: Part 3: A World of Shanagins
Thursday Night: Part 4: Foreign Invasion: The NBN War
Friday Night: Part 5: The Collapse of a Dynasty
(Commercial Break)
Hi this is 2-Time BBS Champion Pig here today with a public announcement for all my fellow GM's. This is one of the finest league's in the sim world and it pains me to see activity go down the drain by some individuals. It is time to set the pace up a notch and take the bull by the horns and help the league out by contributing
So remember....
Sleep on a train and not on your team!
Now back to your regularly scheduled program.....
"I remember it like yesterday, I mean how couldn't I remember that specific incident." (Random GM Speaking)
If you ever creep on the boards during the day and mingle with the GM's of BBS then you might notice a very smooth and lax environment where socialization runs like the rivers of the Shenandoah. Here and there GM's might scuffle for 10 minutes about a trade but never anything drastic. However, when an incident goes haywire involving the entire league that is when fireworks spark. Hi, I am Pig and I invited you join us on this edition of The Pig Times....The Chronology Of Mayhem.
In the beginning of the new BBS there were many GM's coming back for another lick at the new league. Many of the top tier GM's of the first UOSL had merged with GM's of the first BBS to create a hybrid league with the finest GM's the internet had to offer.
"Once we got rid of the ScubaSteves, Reevesport's and SoonerJeremy's, I thought we were on tap for a great beginning."
General Manger of 2-Time BBS Champion Seattle Sonics has been at the grunt of the league for much time now but has seemed to find a safe-haven in the harbors of the new league.
"I was really excited about the new league, I was off to a fresh start as well as some other GM's. New GM's came in looking to make a name for themselves and old one's wanted to keep their reputations up."
However, with the new arrival of BBS came old habits. Two of the most potent alliances of GM's had decided to join together and try to monopolize the league.
"It was similar to the time when Skoal merged with Hostess to create the greatest company known to man. We meshed better then dip and Donettes. We were going to be unstoppable"
The Jersey Shore Sluggas, a gang consisting of David Krupinski, Hernando Courtwright and Aaron Reilly felt they would benefit financially and socially if they signed an agreement to pact with their neighbors to the north the Gold Coast Mafia, a band of misfits from Connecticut who loathed homework while loving fast cars, big titted women and E Period sim checks.
"As soon as I saw Basone roll down to the New Canaan Train Station sporting his 10 dollar aviators throwing his hands up to Country Grammar I knew we had to get these guys on our team" Bulls GM Dave Krupinski said "When he screamed BLLAAAAAAAAAAZAAASSS out the window it felt like the first time I had experienced Pina's Pinapples, a one-of-a-kind expeirience.
Two days later, General Pigwallis of the Gold Coast Mafia signed an agreement with the Jersey Coast Sluggas. The MAFMAF Doctrine behind the two sides was a contract made by the Devil as it united the 7 most egocentric individuals in the sim community. This new band of brothers looked into future with high aspirations as they now ran BBS.
The first seasons under the MAFMAF doctrine brought wealth and joy to everyone involved. BBS was flowing smoothly, post-pad's were flooding, Lopsided Lumley trades were at an all-time high and other GM's realized where there place in the league was.
"If I had to compare us to any group of seven individuals it would have to be the Seven Dwarves, I mean we were that fucking big." Pig said "Like the Seven Dwarves we all had our little traits that made us special, Krup liked to talk shit, Reilly liked to win, Basone liked to be unoriginal with his posts, Haberman was sarcastic, Mark liked to be a smart-ass, and I liked to pack fat dips. We were all out their to help each other to fuck Snow White like the dwarves in the movie, the equivalent of sticking it to Snow White though was winning a BBS championship, and we united to accomplish that cause.
Money was flowing in, the W column was filling up and bitches were all over their nuts. Life couldn't be sweeter for this group of renegades. Little did they know that a stranger from the dark would rise and try to rip apart the alliance and change BBS forever....
The MAFMAF Alliance was at the apex of their rule over the BBS Community and felt like they were unstoppable.
"We were on cloud nine" Pig said "We felt we could fuck with anyone and nothing would happen, cocky, rich and beautiful....we had the whole world at our fingertips and thought we could never lose it."
Out of the shadows however a GM was slowly making his way up the BBS ladder, a desperado from the Wild Wild West who was fed up with the constant verbal lashing's that the MAFMAF alliance was giving fellow GM's. A stranger had come from the mist into the BBS scene and his mission was to show the BBS Community and especially the MAFMAF Alliance that there was a new Outlaw in town.......
Thank you for listening to TPT's special 5 part series headlined "The Chronology of Mayhem"
You have just read Part I: Genesis
On tap for this week.
Tuesday Night: Part 2: A New Sheriff in Town: The Rise of Outlawz
Wednesday Night: Part 3: A World of Shanagins
Thursday Night: Part 4: Foreign Invasion: The NBN War
Friday Night: Part 5: The Collapse of a Dynasty