Post by Adelaide on Nov 13, 2007 23:32:23 GMT -5
BBS was once a safe haven for bloggers of all shape and sizes for many years now. GM's use to once frolic freely in the Trade Blocksand General Board, smiling and giggling as they posted useless posts as they procrastinated in the home, school or office. However it recently seems that all veneration for fellow GM's has been shrouded somewhere in Pig's Depth Chart thread. What was once a safe haven away from workplace, girlfriend, wife, or for some people a trough, BBS has now turned into a battleground of biblical proportion.
"I just wanted some fucking respect." GM Basone told the Pig Times yesterday evening, "Yeah I drive a fucking Mitsubishi, Yeah it is a fucking convertible, It's white and I like to drive it in circles because I am the fucking man. So fucking what! If you wanna knock on Pina's Pinapples then your gonna get whacked. BLAZZZZZAAAS. Spence make me my fucking depth chart."
Basone boasting some of his new found anger to the Pig Times Cameras
GM Basone's new found anger isn't an isolated event as many GM's seem to be on the warpath, or just a stepping stone on another GM's warpath.
Nova had fresh tears dribbling down his when Pig Times spoke to him. "I JUST WANT TO BE FRIEND'S, WHY CAN'T YOU ALL STOP YELLING AT ME" whimpered Nova "CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE DESTROYING MY LIFE. I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS BOMBARDMENT OF HATORADE I JUST WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE WAAAAAHAHAH. MARTINEZ RUINED THIS TEAM WHY CAN'T YOU GO YELL AT HIM WAAAAAHAHAHA"
The source of all this destruction seems to stem from a recent trade block put up by Outlawz who has been scrutinized for having a good team. One of guy who is not going to the Outlawz Fan Club meeting has been GM James who has recently been yelling at Greggor over the dealing of Dalembert to the Knicks.
Recent photo of James enjoying some of Australia's Leisure Activity
"I mean 'hat bloody facking bloke called me a snapperhead. I dunt fancy mates 'oo cull me a facking snapperhead. 'Av I ev'r meet that nancy son 'av a joey 'al straight drown his arse in a billabong 'bah tha barbie. Oy thas a fash lakkin bloke o'er bah 'hat Roo, m'oite 'as well goa talk with ham.
Another one who has been recently on the warpath is Utah GM Mark Kelley but due to Mark Kelley having a higher intellectual level then all of BBS combined(Lumley actually takes away points) we cannot post this any of his comments in this article for fear of a reader's turning to stone.
Picture of Dan Basone after he read Mark's autobiography: 101 Reason's I Am Better Than You and 100 Reasons Why Every One Else Is Better Than You
So when will all the hating in BBS come to an end. Only time will tell.
Turn in next week for our feature article ...
Robot GM's: How projects Brian Ida and Aigatdula Went Terribly Wrong.
"I just wanted some fucking respect." GM Basone told the Pig Times yesterday evening, "Yeah I drive a fucking Mitsubishi, Yeah it is a fucking convertible, It's white and I like to drive it in circles because I am the fucking man. So fucking what! If you wanna knock on Pina's Pinapples then your gonna get whacked. BLAZZZZZAAAS. Spence make me my fucking depth chart."
Basone boasting some of his new found anger to the Pig Times Cameras
GM Basone's new found anger isn't an isolated event as many GM's seem to be on the warpath, or just a stepping stone on another GM's warpath.
Nova had fresh tears dribbling down his when Pig Times spoke to him. "I JUST WANT TO BE FRIEND'S, WHY CAN'T YOU ALL STOP YELLING AT ME" whimpered Nova "CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE DESTROYING MY LIFE. I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS BOMBARDMENT OF HATORADE I JUST WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE WAAAAAHAHAH. MARTINEZ RUINED THIS TEAM WHY CAN'T YOU GO YELL AT HIM WAAAAAHAHAHA"
The source of all this destruction seems to stem from a recent trade block put up by Outlawz who has been scrutinized for having a good team. One of guy who is not going to the Outlawz Fan Club meeting has been GM James who has recently been yelling at Greggor over the dealing of Dalembert to the Knicks.
Recent photo of James enjoying some of Australia's Leisure Activity
"I mean 'hat bloody facking bloke called me a snapperhead. I dunt fancy mates 'oo cull me a facking snapperhead. 'Av I ev'r meet that nancy son 'av a joey 'al straight drown his arse in a billabong 'bah tha barbie. Oy thas a fash lakkin bloke o'er bah 'hat Roo, m'oite 'as well goa talk with ham.
Another one who has been recently on the warpath is Utah GM Mark Kelley but due to Mark Kelley having a higher intellectual level then all of BBS combined(Lumley actually takes away points) we cannot post this any of his comments in this article for fear of a reader's turning to stone.
Picture of Dan Basone after he read Mark's autobiography: 101 Reason's I Am Better Than You and 100 Reasons Why Every One Else Is Better Than You
So when will all the hating in BBS come to an end. Only time will tell.
Turn in next week for our feature article ...
Robot GM's: How projects Brian Ida and Aigatdula Went Terribly Wrong.