Post by aaronjh on Oct 9, 2007 16:52:55 GMT -5
"Six long years it's been, and I guess one thing's obvious: I busted in New Jersey's mouth."
Why did ex-Nets GM Mark Kelley say this late Sunday? Nobody knows. The guy is flat out weird.
"I mean, seriously, I took that hooker to the back, we talked a little bit, she sat on my lap, performed oral sex on me, we talked some more, then I said goodnight, and left. Apparently I left her with and STD or two, because it's been six long years since she got any play."
Kelley is known to be disgusting and vulgar, but a good GM. That's why Utah kept him on board as GM even though it took him only one season to repulse and harrass a PR spokeswoman for the Jazz, who filed civil suit against alledging Kelley said, amomg other things, "You gots a sweet ass. I mean, hun, you bend over in front of me, I'll bust a nut in you, no condom or nothin', and then buy you a McChicken sandwich, dollar menu, bitch." Kelley claimed he wasn't calling the woman a bitch, but the jury sided against him.
His most recent comments came as he commented on the directionless, hopeless, "fucking skank ass, no good muthafuckazzz--and you better type that shit out with three z's, sugar tits," New Jersey Nets.
Under Kelley, "we was the hottest shit. We was that one fly bitch, comes into the room, titties shaking, don't fuck with me or Danny Fortson will jack yo shit," as Kelley put it. Translation: the team won 50+ games routinely, and were a force to be reckoned with in the playoffs.
"Man, I'm glad Baron Davis a fat sack a no-good shit," Kelley said Sunday, referring to the player whose initial ratings created tension between SDOGBBS, the robot in charge of SDOG'S BBS, and Kelley, the convicted sex offender in "eight states and counting, so watch out you Salt Lake Mormon mommies."
Now, the Nets are in dismay, and Kelley has worked his "pimp juice" in Utah. Kelley spoke open on Sunday, calling for pressure on Nets GM Rommie Romantic. Romantic is known to overvalue his players, and trade without much direction. He prefers 1 for 1 deals and doesn't take risks. What's resulted is a team lacking talent to compete in the East, and a fourth straight woeful season looms in New Jersey.
"Tell Romantic to call me, and none of that gay shit," Kelley said Sunday. "He needs to get his act together. NJ don't like to lose like I don't like when a bitch tries to put a condom on before she sucks my member. I say, put him in his damn contract year and tell him to make the deals to stay aboard. He's a good dude, dedicated to the league, but he's gotta tell the white guys in his lineup to get black or some shit, I-D-K."
Why did ex-Nets GM Mark Kelley say this late Sunday? Nobody knows. The guy is flat out weird.
"I mean, seriously, I took that hooker to the back, we talked a little bit, she sat on my lap, performed oral sex on me, we talked some more, then I said goodnight, and left. Apparently I left her with and STD or two, because it's been six long years since she got any play."
Kelley is known to be disgusting and vulgar, but a good GM. That's why Utah kept him on board as GM even though it took him only one season to repulse and harrass a PR spokeswoman for the Jazz, who filed civil suit against alledging Kelley said, amomg other things, "You gots a sweet ass. I mean, hun, you bend over in front of me, I'll bust a nut in you, no condom or nothin', and then buy you a McChicken sandwich, dollar menu, bitch." Kelley claimed he wasn't calling the woman a bitch, but the jury sided against him.
His most recent comments came as he commented on the directionless, hopeless, "fucking skank ass, no good muthafuckazzz--and you better type that shit out with three z's, sugar tits," New Jersey Nets.
Under Kelley, "we was the hottest shit. We was that one fly bitch, comes into the room, titties shaking, don't fuck with me or Danny Fortson will jack yo shit," as Kelley put it. Translation: the team won 50+ games routinely, and were a force to be reckoned with in the playoffs.
"Man, I'm glad Baron Davis a fat sack a no-good shit," Kelley said Sunday, referring to the player whose initial ratings created tension between SDOGBBS, the robot in charge of SDOG'S BBS, and Kelley, the convicted sex offender in "eight states and counting, so watch out you Salt Lake Mormon mommies."
Now, the Nets are in dismay, and Kelley has worked his "pimp juice" in Utah. Kelley spoke open on Sunday, calling for pressure on Nets GM Rommie Romantic. Romantic is known to overvalue his players, and trade without much direction. He prefers 1 for 1 deals and doesn't take risks. What's resulted is a team lacking talent to compete in the East, and a fourth straight woeful season looms in New Jersey.
"Tell Romantic to call me, and none of that gay shit," Kelley said Sunday. "He needs to get his act together. NJ don't like to lose like I don't like when a bitch tries to put a condom on before she sucks my member. I say, put him in his damn contract year and tell him to make the deals to stay aboard. He's a good dude, dedicated to the league, but he's gotta tell the white guys in his lineup to get black or some shit, I-D-K."