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Post by aaronjh on Jul 18, 2007 23:30:11 GMT -5
By Jeremy.
It was a fateful night in New York: fans abuzz, enthralled with the prospect that he could be their number one draft pick; players abuzz, feeling graced by his presence; boners abuzz, for Jeremy Whatever was in the crowd, and he'd just spotted the hottie of his dreamz.
LaMarcus Aldridge, in a cream-colored suit. Was the color a coincidence, Jeremy wondered as he creamed himself. I think not. Jeremy was certain his Pistons would land this bodacious babe with the 11th pick; he was going to keep slipping (mmm!)--he just had to. It was meant to be.
But then, dangit! Fate got fucked up by some shithead looking to improve his basketball team. With less homosexual interests in mind, Magic GM Aaron Haberman snagged the sexy sleeper with the sixth pick. Since then, it's been all peaches, sunset rubdowns and cream in Orlando. Aldridge has looked stellar in his tight-fitting Magic uniform. He even wears his shorts above his knees! Oh how I wish I was Assistant GM in Orlando.
Aldridge looked stylish in training camp, and good things happen when you look good. That's why his ratings skyrocketed and he now looks like the real prize of his draft class. Not like I didn't know it all along. I watched him wipe the sweat from his brow in summer workouts. I saw his swagger in that cream-colored killer suit. I love this man, and I'll do anything to be with him.
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Post by nova on Jul 18, 2007 23:31:05 GMT -5
2006.
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Post by duce on Jul 18, 2007 23:33:57 GMT -5
what were you expecting from jeremy? correct facts?
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Post by duce on Jul 18, 2007 23:35:55 GMT -5
by the way this is hilarious.
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Post by nybombers3 on Jul 18, 2007 23:40:41 GMT -5
what were you expecting from jeremy? correct facts? Jeremy would've said 2015.
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Post by bossplaya on Jul 18, 2007 23:45:15 GMT -5
lol
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Post by aaronjh on Jul 19, 2007 12:09:04 GMT -5
I just remembered writing this and wasn't sure if it was in a dream or not. Weird.
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Post by aaronjh on Jul 19, 2007 12:10:42 GMT -5
My karma has gone from 10, down to 6, an up to 7 in the past two days. Thanks, Chris.
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Post by ducky on Jul 19, 2007 14:02:50 GMT -5
I've read better...
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Post by Dan on Jul 19, 2007 18:42:26 GMT -5
very nice
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Post by cjmjones008 on Jul 19, 2007 21:36:27 GMT -5
I've read Jeremy so I can't complain
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Post by Spencer on Jul 19, 2007 21:57:55 GMT -5
Jeremy is MIA.
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Post by aaron2344 on Aug 13, 2007 19:30:39 GMT -5
50
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