Post by Adelaide on Jul 11, 2007 15:05:30 GMT -5
Welcome to the Pig Award Shows presented by yours truly, The Sultan of Swine himself P.I.G and I am here today to go over the results of the Pig Award Show. For those of you cuntbags who don't know what the Pig Award Show is all about, the GM's of BBS voted on special awards picked by me. If you ever wondered who people believe the most original GM was or even the one GM's would kick the shit out of now is your chance to find out. Every day for the next couple of weeks we will do 1 Award and breakdown what happened. We will start the show after this commercial break.
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member.
(Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member)
Behind every great man there is a woman and behind that woman, 14 guys with sideways baseball caps and really baggy pants.
(Those pants are giant)
What do you do when you have no talent what so ever? Attach yourself to someone who does
(The hizzle my schnizzle)
Gold tooth, check. Giant gold medallion, check. Royalties from record sales, no check.
(Help a brother out)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Baron of the brown-nose, then crack open another 13 for the rest of the crew.
(Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member)
This July there is a new horror coming to movies across the globe. Tins across the world are not safe anymore. Paramount Pictures in part with Sultan Swine films dare you to step into the world of Tobacco in Billy Bonka and the Tobacco Factory. 5 Golden Tins, 1 Factory
Alright we are back for the Award Show and I would like to take this time that this Broadcast is brought to you today by "Tuck Your Boner and Run" From the man who brought you Meatspin Monday, Aaron Haberman's debut triple platinum Album comes "Tuck Your Boner and Run" which will debut in Sam Goody's across the country July 26th and by Jeremy's Gay Adult Warehouse, your one stop ticket to dildos anal beads and butt-plugs. If you need something up your ass, Jeremy's the Homosexual Heaven since 1876.
Alright let us start with our first award here and that is the BBS best GM.
BBS Best GM: Aaron Reilly
GM's Reciving Multiple Votes: Dave Krupinski, James Australian
GM's Reciving Single Votes: Hernando, Andy
As we all expected Aaron Reilly wins this award. Reilly's swift trading abilities, sweet talk and ability to load up with talent at will makes him the King of the Castle at BBS. He rarely ever gets below 50 wins in a season and truly is a Real Men of Genious.
Tune back Tommorow for the Worst GM and a special guest. I am Pig and thanks for tuning in.
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member.
(Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member)
Behind every great man there is a woman and behind that woman, 14 guys with sideways baseball caps and really baggy pants.
(Those pants are giant)
What do you do when you have no talent what so ever? Attach yourself to someone who does
(The hizzle my schnizzle)
Gold tooth, check. Giant gold medallion, check. Royalties from record sales, no check.
(Help a brother out)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Baron of the brown-nose, then crack open another 13 for the rest of the crew.
(Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member)
This July there is a new horror coming to movies across the globe. Tins across the world are not safe anymore. Paramount Pictures in part with Sultan Swine films dare you to step into the world of Tobacco in Billy Bonka and the Tobacco Factory. 5 Golden Tins, 1 Factory
Alright we are back for the Award Show and I would like to take this time that this Broadcast is brought to you today by "Tuck Your Boner and Run" From the man who brought you Meatspin Monday, Aaron Haberman's debut triple platinum Album comes "Tuck Your Boner and Run" which will debut in Sam Goody's across the country July 26th and by Jeremy's Gay Adult Warehouse, your one stop ticket to dildos anal beads and butt-plugs. If you need something up your ass, Jeremy's the Homosexual Heaven since 1876.
Alright let us start with our first award here and that is the BBS best GM.
BBS Best GM: Aaron Reilly
GM's Reciving Multiple Votes: Dave Krupinski, James Australian
GM's Reciving Single Votes: Hernando, Andy
As we all expected Aaron Reilly wins this award. Reilly's swift trading abilities, sweet talk and ability to load up with talent at will makes him the King of the Castle at BBS. He rarely ever gets below 50 wins in a season and truly is a Real Men of Genious.
Tune back Tommorow for the Worst GM and a special guest. I am Pig and thanks for tuning in.