Post by ducky on Jun 21, 2007 17:41:50 GMT -5
Which one is his wife?
5-James Lang C 6'10'' 305 21 C+ D+ C- C+ B- C
James Lang is one of the best big men over 300 pounds, if not THE best. Yet he still finds himself in free agency, trying to find a home. Lang still looks promising, he's only 21 and is one of the most attractive 300 pounders in the country. Rumor has it that Lumley has been looking for a fatass to sit on his bench next to the fugly kings.
Hatten is the front runner for MVP
4-Marcus Hatten PG 6'1'' 165 24 C+ B- B- C C- B
In Hatten's college career, he was a playmaker. He averaged over 20ppg in his career at Tallahassee C.C. and St. Johns. He has shattered expectations, by getting two B- ratings in his outside shooting and handles category. Chad Ford called this man the next Michael Jordan, and he may be right, because under that B scouted potential, is 100! Whoever signs this guy will win a championship, mark my words.
Many WNBA teams are pursing Mobley
3-Cuttino Mobley SG 6'4'' 215 31 C B C+ B- D C
Mobley is a pimp. What else is there to say. He's an amazing outshide shooter. His defense would be amazing if he was in college. I mean there's really no weakness other than his unwilling to pass mentality. But when he puts up 60 a night, coaches are usually OK with it. Word is, Mobley might sign with the Seattle Storm.
Kevin Torbert's potential is unlimited.
2-Kevin Torbert SG 6'4'' 195 23 C+ B- C B- C- A
Wow, how is this guy still an FA? I'd trade 4 apples for this guy any day. The call Kevin Torbert, "THE TORCH," because of his ability to dunk. Kevin Torbert is a Rasheed Wallace clone, other than the fact, Torbert has not got a technical foul. But then again, Torbert has never played in an NBA game. Regardless of stats, Torbert is a flower seed ready to bud into a full-grown, beautiful, white Narcissus.
McFadgon's hot B/F
1-Scooter McFadgon SG 6'5'' 200 23 C B C C C- C
He's ghey, hence #1.