Post by KruPaxson on Jun 7, 2007 10:43:52 GMT -5
Tony Parker, who is apparently engaged to desperate housewives star Eva Longoria has been recently spotted at many "gay" nightlife spots in the Memphis area. Parker most recently seen at the "Metro" A Memphis bar which serves liquor, the Metro also offers dancing, drag and devious glances. While Memphians may decry the lack of musical diversity, visitors are more than happy to indulge themselves in remixes of Elvis and Martina McBride. Don't expect deep house in the Deep South, since the DJ is dedicated to providing the best in hot country and golden oldies.
Parker was spotted in the bar wearing this shirt.
"Tony was always bit of a queer dresser but we just thought that was because he was French not gay" former teammate Brian Grant told ESPN.com. Well apparently Tony might be gay as right before the All-Star Break Parker was seen with long time friend John Amaechi and another man at Lorenz's which is another gay bar.
1528 Madison Ave., Memphis TN; Tel. 901.274.8272 A dive bar to end all dive bars, Lorenz's offers the beer, Levi and leather crowd an uncomplicated lounge to enjoy the latest from Memphis folk like Sheryl Crow and Elvis Presley. The large men and the boys that adore them are happiest tossing back discounted domestic beers while dancing to the latest country and western hits.
Apparently Parker was taking him out in celebration of his new book Man in the Middle but was Parker really the man in the middle? "We've been friends for a long time and he is from Europe as well as I" Parker told the media. "European players are always very friendly with each other and we really stick together" Parker went on saying.
Left to right: Pau Gasol, Tony Parker, Andrei Kirilenko, Darko Milicic all very close with each other
Parker has spent his entire career with the Memphis Grizzlies being drafted third overall back in 2000. Parker is only 22 years old and has already signed a large long term deal to stay in Memphis a place where he feels completely comfortable. "I like Grizzlies they're so cute and cuddly looking but when they roar they're just so manly and fierce" Parker flamboyantly stated. Parker has enjoyed much success on the court and has quickly become a leader for the Grizzlies as he's participated in three straight All-Star Games. Coach D2A is very happy to have Parker on his team and had this to say about Parker, "Every year we've seen him grow in more ways than one." When asked about his character coach D2A stated, "Tony is a guy that always lends a helping hand and really has a firm grip on things. It's really gratifying seeing him play either 1 on 1 or with the whole team at once. He always has everyone's back."
Parker might be playing for both teams we're not sure but we do know one thing though and that is that Tony loves diving nose deep in the ass.
But Eva diving down under wasn't enough to keep Parker happy...
We needed to add these pictures in here to rid this article of all it's gayness you had to endure. And wouldn't we all love Eva Longoria holding our hose?
We don't know how much longer Eva and Tony will be together with Tony off galvanting in assless chaps to the gay bar. But one certainty is we will all be celebrating the breakup
Parker was spotted in the bar wearing this shirt.
"Tony was always bit of a queer dresser but we just thought that was because he was French not gay" former teammate Brian Grant told ESPN.com. Well apparently Tony might be gay as right before the All-Star Break Parker was seen with long time friend John Amaechi and another man at Lorenz's which is another gay bar.
Lorenz's
1528 Madison Ave., Memphis TN; Tel. 901.274.8272 A dive bar to end all dive bars, Lorenz's offers the beer, Levi and leather crowd an uncomplicated lounge to enjoy the latest from Memphis folk like Sheryl Crow and Elvis Presley. The large men and the boys that adore them are happiest tossing back discounted domestic beers while dancing to the latest country and western hits.
Apparently Parker was taking him out in celebration of his new book Man in the Middle but was Parker really the man in the middle? "We've been friends for a long time and he is from Europe as well as I" Parker told the media. "European players are always very friendly with each other and we really stick together" Parker went on saying.
Left to right: Pau Gasol, Tony Parker, Andrei Kirilenko, Darko Milicic all very close with each other
Parker has spent his entire career with the Memphis Grizzlies being drafted third overall back in 2000. Parker is only 22 years old and has already signed a large long term deal to stay in Memphis a place where he feels completely comfortable. "I like Grizzlies they're so cute and cuddly looking but when they roar they're just so manly and fierce" Parker flamboyantly stated. Parker has enjoyed much success on the court and has quickly become a leader for the Grizzlies as he's participated in three straight All-Star Games. Coach D2A is very happy to have Parker on his team and had this to say about Parker, "Every year we've seen him grow in more ways than one." When asked about his character coach D2A stated, "Tony is a guy that always lends a helping hand and really has a firm grip on things. It's really gratifying seeing him play either 1 on 1 or with the whole team at once. He always has everyone's back."
Parker might be playing for both teams we're not sure but we do know one thing though and that is that Tony loves diving nose deep in the ass.
But Eva diving down under wasn't enough to keep Parker happy...
She Cleans up well
We needed to add these pictures in here to rid this article of all it's gayness you had to endure. And wouldn't we all love Eva Longoria holding our hose?
We don't know how much longer Eva and Tony will be together with Tony off galvanting in assless chaps to the gay bar. But one certainty is we will all be celebrating the breakup