Post by Adelaide on Feb 16, 2007 1:59:41 GMT -5
Written by Senior BBS Staff Writer 250 pound DIII Lineman Bill Bendernagel is a little bitch with and gets his ass beat by Mookie Blaylock daily And Whatever The Fuck Else: Galo Pesantes
Alright Jeremy's and Gentlemen I recently invited Indiana Pacers GM Duce Staley Mcallister to the "Pigpen" to talk about his Indiana Pacers and what is on tap for the upcoming BBS Season.
The Oinkster: Alright Ducey My Boy, tell me about your Pacers this year do you think the fans in Indiana should be excited for whats in store this season?
DUCE: Indiana is always passionate about their basketball, and now that this team is a contender and has 5 or 6 very good starters, I expect nothing less. Kevin Garnett alone is worth the price of admission. I'm excited because I think this is a complete team though and I believe it's capable winning a championship.
King Shakin Bacon (1:43:31 AM): Wow ladies and gentleman he even uses periods and capitals too what a guy! In a recent trade duce you sent a draft pick and 150 year old Rip Van Shakelford for Shawn Kemp, tell me what Kemp can bring to your team?
The Duuuuuce (1:45:42 AM): I really like the addition. I have to admit it was desperation move because the team needed the scoring badly. What I love about Shawn is he'll get it done in the paint. He's a good post defender and a good rebounder. Most of all he's a force with the ball and will get to the free throw line. I really value players that pound the ball inside, especially in the playoffs and Kemp brings that.
Pig" Bill Bendernagels a Bitch" Baconham: Lets look at the Central arguably the best conference in BBS. You got the Detroit Pistons who have raped and pillaged this league as of late, can you hang with these felons?
The Duuuuuce: Wel, the Central is a division, but... yeah I'm very sure we can not only hang with them but beat them. I think we're one trade away, but they have noticable weaknesses. A lot of people look at them and see the star power and want to cry and tank and such but at the end of the day it's still basketball and stats. There are several teams in the league that can beat them and I think the Pacers are one of them.
Sausage McGriddle: Lets look at the Central arguably the best conference in BBS. You got the Detroit Pistons who have raped and pillaged this league as of late, can you hang with these felons?
The Duuuuuce (1:53:18 AM): Wel, the Central is a division, but... yeah I'm very sure we can not only hang with them but beat them. I think we're one trade away, but they have noticable weaknesses. A lot of people look at them and see the star power and want to cry and tank and such but at the end of the day it's still basketball and stats. There are several teams in the league that can beat them and I think the Pacers are one of them.
GM Duce on Career Day at a local Fort Wayne Elementary School
The Irish Swinebag: Do you see any darkhorses this yeat in the BBS as a whole. If so who and do they present a challenge for you down the road?
The Duuuuuce: The Wizards really scare me. They might be starting off slowly again but they definitely had a great off-season. Once the playoffs start, I don't think any of the top-seeded teams in the East are going to want to face them. They're just a solid team and are capable of getting hot at the right time.
Alright Jeremy's and Gentlemen I recently invited Indiana Pacers GM Duce Staley Mcallister to the "Pigpen" to talk about his Indiana Pacers and what is on tap for the upcoming BBS Season.
The Oinkster: Alright Ducey My Boy, tell me about your Pacers this year do you think the fans in Indiana should be excited for whats in store this season?
DUCE: Indiana is always passionate about their basketball, and now that this team is a contender and has 5 or 6 very good starters, I expect nothing less. Kevin Garnett alone is worth the price of admission. I'm excited because I think this is a complete team though and I believe it's capable winning a championship.
King Shakin Bacon (1:43:31 AM): Wow ladies and gentleman he even uses periods and capitals too what a guy! In a recent trade duce you sent a draft pick and 150 year old Rip Van Shakelford for Shawn Kemp, tell me what Kemp can bring to your team?
The Duuuuuce (1:45:42 AM): I really like the addition. I have to admit it was desperation move because the team needed the scoring badly. What I love about Shawn is he'll get it done in the paint. He's a good post defender and a good rebounder. Most of all he's a force with the ball and will get to the free throw line. I really value players that pound the ball inside, especially in the playoffs and Kemp brings that.
Pig" Bill Bendernagels a Bitch" Baconham: Lets look at the Central arguably the best conference in BBS. You got the Detroit Pistons who have raped and pillaged this league as of late, can you hang with these felons?
The Duuuuuce: Wel, the Central is a division, but... yeah I'm very sure we can not only hang with them but beat them. I think we're one trade away, but they have noticable weaknesses. A lot of people look at them and see the star power and want to cry and tank and such but at the end of the day it's still basketball and stats. There are several teams in the league that can beat them and I think the Pacers are one of them.
Sausage McGriddle: Lets look at the Central arguably the best conference in BBS. You got the Detroit Pistons who have raped and pillaged this league as of late, can you hang with these felons?
The Duuuuuce (1:53:18 AM): Wel, the Central is a division, but... yeah I'm very sure we can not only hang with them but beat them. I think we're one trade away, but they have noticable weaknesses. A lot of people look at them and see the star power and want to cry and tank and such but at the end of the day it's still basketball and stats. There are several teams in the league that can beat them and I think the Pacers are one of them.
GM Duce on Career Day at a local Fort Wayne Elementary School
The Irish Swinebag: Do you see any darkhorses this yeat in the BBS as a whole. If so who and do they present a challenge for you down the road?
The Duuuuuce: The Wizards really scare me. They might be starting off slowly again but they definitely had a great off-season. Once the playoffs start, I don't think any of the top-seeded teams in the East are going to want to face them. They're just a solid team and are capable of getting hot at the right time.