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Post by garf2000 on Jan 12, 2007 21:31:14 GMT -5
This document has been drawn up to confirm that Jeremy "jlavalifedotcom" has agreed to become the Assistant TO the General Manager of the Los Angeles Lakers. He shall never be called Assistant General Manager, and must always present himself as titled above.
Some of his many duties as Assistant to the General Manager will be:
Obtaining coffee for any and all employees of the Los Angeles Lakers organization. Fetching any used condoms by Kobe Bryant on away trips. Contacting Galo Pesantes and Mookie Blaylock to find any BBS inside information. Making sure Aaron Reilly gets convicted for the rape of every BBS General Manager to date. Proclaiming his undying love and affection for Luke Walton and Jordan Farmar (once they become old enough to enter BBS) Figuring out how to pronounce "Manas" Beating tough-guy Basone in a no holds barred street fight. Delivering hand lotion for Lumley during his nightly Hentai-fest.
As Assistant to the General Manager, he will be allowed to speak to any GMs regarding trades, but every transaction must be given approval by the current General Manager.
If you're looking to contact him either PM him, or contact him on AIM through his screename is JeremyBL.
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Post by JDawg on Jan 12, 2007 21:34:24 GMT -5
I, agree to these terms and will always be willing to suck on Luke and Bill Walton's dick every day and night ha.
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Post by garf2000 on Jan 12, 2007 21:44:15 GMT -5
thats what i like to hear
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Post by KruPaxson on Jan 12, 2007 21:49:19 GMT -5
i love it
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Post by JDawg on Jan 12, 2007 22:39:00 GMT -5
oh i almost forgot, i'll nail bill's wife to the wall too. that should make it interesting.
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Post by garf2000 on Jan 12, 2007 22:42:07 GMT -5
no, thats not allowed
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Post by Dan on Jan 12, 2007 23:58:02 GMT -5
hahah lets fight sometime.. i may be small, but i have been told i have heart. hahaa
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Post by Adelaide on Jan 13, 2007 13:59:43 GMT -5
Buying moist tobacco products for pig.
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Post by aaron2344 on Jan 19, 2007 18:43:56 GMT -5
+25
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