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Post by allstar0608 on Nov 14, 2007 0:39:35 GMT -5
An Old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says "Seven Points!"
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied. "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man.....
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
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Post by Mark on Nov 14, 2007 0:42:33 GMT -5
When do they have sex?
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Post by cjmjones008 on Nov 14, 2007 0:57:28 GMT -5
thank you for wasting 1 minute of my life
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Post by Dan on Nov 14, 2007 1:05:41 GMT -5
ha
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Post by allstar0608 on Nov 14, 2007 1:06:32 GMT -5
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Post by allstar0608 on Nov 14, 2007 1:07:05 GMT -5
thank you for wasting 1 minute of my life i can tell your sense of humor is either limited or extinct, so why would you bother clicking on a post titled, "Fart Football."
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Post by cjmjones008 on Nov 14, 2007 1:20:41 GMT -5
i thought it was some new sport... like chess boxing
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Post by cjmjones008 on Nov 14, 2007 1:21:17 GMT -5
you know what i havent heard in awhile?
a good fart joke
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Post by allstar0608 on Nov 14, 2007 1:44:12 GMT -5
i thought it was some new sport... like chess boxing
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Post by allstar0608 on Nov 14, 2007 1:44:39 GMT -5
you know what i havent heard in awhile? a good fart joke ok you have a good sense of humor. i actually remember you from YEARS ago. wow its been a long time.
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Post by cjmjones008 on Nov 14, 2007 1:53:39 GMT -5
you know what i havent heard in awhile? a good fart joke ok you have a good sense of humor. i actually remember you from YEARS ago. wow its been a long time. im glad this has been clarified it has been a long time... i dont think we need to catch up on things though
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Post by Spencer on Nov 14, 2007 2:17:50 GMT -5
You guys should catch up.
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Post by allstar0608 on Nov 14, 2007 2:29:01 GMT -5
ok you have a good sense of humor. i actually remember you from YEARS ago. wow its been a long time. im glad this has been clarified it has been a long time... i dont think we need to catch up on things thoughi agree 100%. i dont like to know the people im going to slaughter when i get a team.
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Post by cjmjones008 on Nov 14, 2007 10:03:14 GMT -5
i dont like knowing people who will never get a team
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Post by Adelaide on Nov 14, 2007 10:41:03 GMT -5
i dont like knowing people who will never get a team Touche
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Post by allstar0608 on Nov 14, 2007 13:48:56 GMT -5
i dont like knowing people who will never get a team i had a team before and i have a team now.
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Post by nybombers3 on Nov 14, 2007 14:22:29 GMT -5
i dont like knowing people who will never get a team i had a team before and i have a team now. No you don't. Right now, your someone else's bitch.
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Post by allstar0608 on Nov 14, 2007 15:17:19 GMT -5
i had a team before and i have a team now. No you don't. Right now, your someone else's bitch. i helped make a trade
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Post by cjmjones008 on Nov 14, 2007 19:26:55 GMT -5
yeah you are practically running things... play had a short reign in phoenix
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