Post by garf2000 on Mar 22, 2007 14:00:09 GMT -5
After two seasons of employment with the Los Angeles Lakers, the Lakers front office and Board of Directors have decided that it is time to part ways with the Lakers Assistant GM Jeremy. While Jeremy proved to be a worthy assistant at times, they felt that his constant posting of irrelevant topics and constant trade ideas that held no merit were beginning to give the Lakers organization a bad name.
T.J. Simers from the Los Angeles Times has learned that there were three main instances in which Jeremy lost all credibility within the organization. The first time was when Jeremy decided it would be beneficial for his GM candidacy if he were to send BBS Commissioner Spencer an e-mail containing links to several naked photos of Japanese women in various sexual positions. The links sent him to websites containing keywords of "ASIAN TITS" and "ASIAN HAIRY BUSH." Not only did this create several Asian Protests against the Lakers, but it created a very tense situation between the commissioners office and the Lakers.
The second situation that caused quite an uproar was when Jeremy created a very controversial "sig" that was stolen from the internet and turned out to be none other than a basketball card made by Fleer. When asked about why he would do such a thing, Jeremy was quoted as saying, "JeremyBl: i don't know... i'm all over the place tonight." As the scandal developed, Jeremy tried to destroy all the evidence by deleting his post. Unfortunately for Jeremy and the Lakers organization, several other GMs had seen, and even commented on the sig and thus his attempt to destroy evidence became a greater embarrassment.
The final straw came only days ago, when Jeremy decided it was time to take matters into his own hands. He struck up a deal with Aaron Reilly, GM of the Detroit Pistons. Reilly knew full well that any deal with Jeremy wouldn't be approved so he decided it was time to see what Jeremy was made of. Jeremy began the conversation seemingly interested in Antonio McDyess. Unaware of his trade value, Jeremy initially offered Carlos Arroyo for McDyess straight up. After his gut told him it would take more, he decided to sweet the offer he would throw in 14 veteran free agents, an unprecedented number of BBS old timers. However, before Aaron Reilly could accept, Jeremy demanded an RC back, because he believed that the Pistons could be getting the better end of the deal. After the trade was "accepted" Pacers GM Duce was quoted as saying "jeremy, you have gotta be the biggest moron ever. you deserve what you get." Moreover, Sonics GM Pig simply said, "this is gay." Once Jeremy realized what he had done, he panicked and decided the only way to make this travesty go away was to pretend he was hungover. Unfortunately, Jeremy must have gotten the definitions of hungover and drunk confused because when he began to implement his "hungover" tactic, it made little sense. A conversation between Jeremy and Aaron Reilly went something like this:
After this exchange, Jeremy pretended as if he had no idea about any trade that had occurred earlier in the day, or is whereabouts.
Jeremy believed he had got out of the mess. He was almost home free. Then he began to talk to his Boss, GM Hernando, who would find this act despicable and worthy of dismissal.
Then it all came crashing down, just like his hopes of becoming a BBS GM.
The cat was out of the bag, and there was no repairing the mess that had been made. Jeremy has found a job in UOSL, a development league of BBS, and he can thrive and hopefully survive there.
In the wise words of Donald Trump, Jeremy,
T.J. Simers from the Los Angeles Times has learned that there were three main instances in which Jeremy lost all credibility within the organization. The first time was when Jeremy decided it would be beneficial for his GM candidacy if he were to send BBS Commissioner Spencer an e-mail containing links to several naked photos of Japanese women in various sexual positions. The links sent him to websites containing keywords of "ASIAN TITS" and "ASIAN HAIRY BUSH." Not only did this create several Asian Protests against the Lakers, but it created a very tense situation between the commissioners office and the Lakers.
The second situation that caused quite an uproar was when Jeremy created a very controversial "sig" that was stolen from the internet and turned out to be none other than a basketball card made by Fleer. When asked about why he would do such a thing, Jeremy was quoted as saying, "JeremyBl: i don't know... i'm all over the place tonight." As the scandal developed, Jeremy tried to destroy all the evidence by deleting his post. Unfortunately for Jeremy and the Lakers organization, several other GMs had seen, and even commented on the sig and thus his attempt to destroy evidence became a greater embarrassment.
The final straw came only days ago, when Jeremy decided it was time to take matters into his own hands. He struck up a deal with Aaron Reilly, GM of the Detroit Pistons. Reilly knew full well that any deal with Jeremy wouldn't be approved so he decided it was time to see what Jeremy was made of. Jeremy began the conversation seemingly interested in Antonio McDyess. Unaware of his trade value, Jeremy initially offered Carlos Arroyo for McDyess straight up. After his gut told him it would take more, he decided to sweet the offer he would throw in 14 veteran free agents, an unprecedented number of BBS old timers. However, before Aaron Reilly could accept, Jeremy demanded an RC back, because he believed that the Pistons could be getting the better end of the deal. After the trade was "accepted" Pacers GM Duce was quoted as saying "jeremy, you have gotta be the biggest moron ever. you deserve what you get." Moreover, Sonics GM Pig simply said, "this is gay." Once Jeremy realized what he had done, he panicked and decided the only way to make this travesty go away was to pretend he was hungover. Unfortunately, Jeremy must have gotten the definitions of hungover and drunk confused because when he began to implement his "hungover" tactic, it made little sense. A conversation between Jeremy and Aaron Reilly went something like this:
JeremyBl: yo what day is it?
Strikeoutking44: lol, monday
JeremyBl: i have no idea where the fuck i am
JeremyBl: i'm like hungover like crazy
JeremyBl: .dkfldl
After this exchange, Jeremy pretended as if he had no idea about any trade that had occurred earlier in the day, or is whereabouts.
JeremyBl: wtf's this about a trade?
Strikeoutking44: where are you
JeremyBl: i think i'm at my friend's
JeremyBl: or who knows
Strikeoutking44: where else might you be?
JeremyBl: ..s.slssl
Strikeoutking44: what is s.slssl
JeremyBl: what?
Strikeoutking44: yeah, where else might you be?
JeremyBl: how would i know....
JeremyBl: i'm
JeremyBl: fucking
JeremyBl: hungover
Strikeoutking44: what does that have to do with anything? you should know where you are
Strikeoutking44: what'd you do last night
JeremyBl: right?
JeremyBl: i'm in fucking stadium watching duke g wash
JeremyBl: its a close one
Strikeoutking44: i thought you were at class before
Strikeoutking44: how are you fucking a stadium?
JeremyBl: huh
JeremyBl: what class?
Strikeoutking44: you told me you were going to class before...that's why you had to get off after our trade
JeremyBl: what offer?
Strikeoutking44: oh yeah, that must've been your uncle in florida that gave me that trade, right?
JeremyBl: probably was my bro
JeremyBl: i wasn't on here
JeremyBl: i didn't do any trade
JeremyBl: e'wwiw'wi'wwiw
JeremyBl: oh man...... i'm gonna
Strikeoutking44: gonna....
JeremyBl: u don't want to know
Strikeoutking44: sure i do
JeremyBl: puke
Strikeoutking44: do you talk to lumley at all
JeremyBl: who?
Strikeoutking44: oo ok
JeremyBl: who is this lum u speak of
Strikeoutking44: don't worry about it...go take care of that hangover
JeremyBl: haha
JeremyBl: will do
Jeremy believed he had got out of the mess. He was almost home free. Then he began to talk to his Boss, GM Hernando, who would find this act despicable and worthy of dismissal.
JeremyBl: wtf on bbs?
Hernando Courtright: what are you talking about
JeremyBl: i'm fucking plastered
JeremyBl: didn't i tell u
Hernando Courtright: oh really
JeremyBl: yea
Hernando Courtright: at 7pm
Hernando Courtright: on a monday>
JeremyBl: bad ass hangover
JeremyBl: partied like crazy yest.
JeremyBl: night into the AM
JeremyBl: was someone on here before?
JeremyBl: yo i'm like fucking hungover crazy
JeremyBl: where the fuck am i?
JeremyBl: crap
JeremyBl: piece of shit bro
JeremyBl: used this while i was gone
JeremyBl: and got onto website
JeremyBl: this is fucking bs
JeremyBl: i'm reading everything in the convo from before
7:00 PM
JeremyBl: so tell the league i was fucking wasted alright
JeremyBl: some piece of shit got into my bbs account
Hernando Courtright: STOP!
Hernando Courtright: YOURE NOT DRUNK!
Hernando Courtright: you were perfectly coherent earlier
Hernando Courtright: youre making a fool out of yourself
JeremyBl: it wasn't me
JeremyBl: i've been passed out in my bed all day
JeremyBl: i skipped my class
JeremyBl: well detr posted our convo anyway so
JeremyBl: confidential my ass
Hernando Courtright: jeremy
JeremyBl: what?
Then it all came crashing down, just like his hopes of becoming a BBS GM.
Hernando Courtright: do you swear on your familys life you are drunk
JeremyBl: no lol
Hernando Courtright: so why are you pretending
JeremyBl: i have no fucking clue
JeremyBl: this day has been a disaster
The cat was out of the bag, and there was no repairing the mess that had been made. Jeremy has found a job in UOSL, a development league of BBS, and he can thrive and hopefully survive there.
In the wise words of Donald Trump, Jeremy,