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Post by Bender on Jul 2, 2007 12:32:16 GMT -5
three murderers get hit by a car and go to hell one black one white and one chineese. They face the devil and the devil say you will now feel the heat of hell forever. He says to the white man step into my hands and the white man does and he immediately melts. The devil says to the chineese man step into my hands and the chineese man reluctantly ddoes and he melts. The devil say to the black man step into my hands. The black man steps into his hands and nothing happens. The devil says I don't get it. The black man states with a smile on his face "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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Post by JDawg on Jul 2, 2007 12:36:30 GMT -5
LMAO great stuff bender.
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Post by ducky on Jul 2, 2007 13:32:50 GMT -5
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Post by djmyte on Jul 2, 2007 14:19:07 GMT -5
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Post by JDawg on Jul 2, 2007 14:48:06 GMT -5
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Post by KruPaxson on Jul 2, 2007 14:54:11 GMT -5
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Post by djmyte on Jul 2, 2007 15:02:38 GMT -5
Not gay, but definitely original.
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Post by duce on Jul 2, 2007 17:12:32 GMT -5
lol you put the pressure on me to make up a new joke, i had nothing else.
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Post by ducky on Jul 2, 2007 17:25:18 GMT -5
lol you put the pressure on me to make up a new joke, i had nothing else. Just next time be more careful about what you say
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Post by duce on Jul 2, 2007 17:49:14 GMT -5
friggen ducks.
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Post by Lumley316 on Jul 2, 2007 22:05:35 GMT -5
How do you get 3 gay guys to all sit when you have one stool left?
You stack them.
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Post by ducky on Jul 2, 2007 22:20:32 GMT -5
or bend them over?
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Post by Lumley316 on Jul 2, 2007 22:24:57 GMT -5
Sure either way they will enjoy it I bet
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Post by Lumley316 on Jul 2, 2007 22:31:36 GMT -5
There is this guy who falls into quicksand. This 1st guy walks by and he says hey hlep me out Im in quicksand up to my waist. The 1st guy looks around for a second and says if you suck my dick Ill do it. So the guy in quicksand says fuck you and the 1st guy leaves. Awhile later a 2nd guy comes by and he asks the same thing as he is know up to his chest in quicksand. So the 2nd guy loosk around for a second then says if you suck my dick Ill help you out. The guy in quicksand says fuck off, now way. So the 2nd guys leaves. Awhile passes till a 3rd guy comes walking by so the guy in quicksand says hey help me out while having the quicksand already up to his neck, he tells the 3rd guy you know what ill even suck your dick if you help me out. The 3rd guy comes up to him and says die faggot die while stomping the top of his head into the quicksand.
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Post by James on Jul 2, 2007 22:47:19 GMT -5
A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, Chris, he went to the store." "Well, do you mind if I wait?" "No, come on in." They sit down and the friend says,
"You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I've ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Sara thinks about this for a second and figures, what the hell, a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows him one. He thanks her and promptly throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, " They are just so beautiful! I've got to see them both.
I'll give you another hundred if I could just see them both together." Sara say what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look.
Chris thanks her and throws another hundred bucks on the table and says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about this for a second and says, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
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