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Post by KruPaxson on Nov 11, 2007 23:18:23 GMT -5
Nanz and I heard the best A-Rod story ever last night that is apparently confirmed over and over by the girl who did it, and is thus true. whats the story?
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Post by aaronjh on Nov 11, 2007 23:18:36 GMT -5
OK--
ARod meets a girl and is flirting with her, and invites her back to his hotel. They get to the hotel and he puts on a highlight reel of a game in which ARod and Jeter both went yard. ARod gets up to the screen on DJ's homer and says, "Do it Jete! Do it Jete!" in a really sexual voice, and then for his own homer, "Do it Rod! Do it!"
Turns off the footage, looks at the girl and says, "OK, here's what gonna happen. You're gonna bite my nipple and I'm gonna jack off on your face, and then you'll leave."
The girl did it.
I believe it.
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Post by KruPaxson on Nov 11, 2007 23:20:49 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Mark on Nov 11, 2007 23:21:10 GMT -5
I've kept pretty quiet on the whole situation for quite some time, but honestly, enough is enough. All of these tactics everyone pulls just makes BBS look that much worse, and the main culprit is Haberman. Honestly, where the fuck do you get off acting like this? You lucked into a title, congrats. Your mirace DC somehow ran through the playoffs. Are we supposed to care? Stop walking around like you own the place and realize that all you do when you cause these types of arguments is just put a rift between GMs in the best sim league on the net!
Give it a rest man. Nova and duce have never done a thing to you. You're entirely way too sensitive, and take everything they say as a knock against your character. Newsflash asshole, duce didn't even name names! Christ, you could easily be in the clear, but instead you've just indicted yourself with this little tirade. I thought you were smarter than that. You come off as a fucking joke every time you open your mouth, whether it be on social matters like this or in trade. Al Horford for Michael Redd? Yeah, post it faggot. Just give it a rest, seriously.
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Post by Adelaide on Nov 11, 2007 23:22:20 GMT -5
I've kept pretty quiet on the whole situation for quite some time, but honestly, enough is enough. All of these tactics everyone pulls just makes BBS look that much worse, and the main culprit is Haberman. Honestly, where the fuck do you get off acting like this? You lucked into a title, congrats. Your mirace DC somehow ran through the playoffs. Are we supposed to care? Stop walking around like you own the place and realize that all you do when you cause these types of arguments is just put a rift between GMs in the best sim league on the net! Give it a rest man. Nova and duce have never done a thing to you. You're entirely way too sensitive, and take everything they say as a knock against your character. Newsflash asshole, duce didn't even name names! Christ, you could easily be in the clear, but instead you've just indicted yourself with this little tirade. I thought you were smarter than that. You come off as a fucking joke every time you open your mouth, whether it be on social matters like this or in trade. Al Horford for Michael Redd? Yeah, post it faggot. Just give it a rest, seriously. This dosen't work anymore.
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Post by Mark on Nov 11, 2007 23:23:38 GMT -5
I've kept pretty quiet on the whole situation for quite some time, but honestly, enough is enough. All of these tactics everyone pulls just makes BBS look that much worse, and the main culprit is Pig. Honestly, where the fuck do you get off acting like this? You lucked into a title, congrats. Your mirace roster somehow ran through the playoffs. Are we supposed to care? Stop walking around like you own the place and realize that all you do when you cause these types of arguments is just put a rift between GMs in the best sim league on the net!
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Post by KruPaxson on Nov 11, 2007 23:23:57 GMT -5
I bet Duce would bite Osama's nipple while he jacked off in his face while they were in hiding
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Post by Adelaide on Nov 11, 2007 23:25:23 GMT -5
I've kept pretty quiet on the whole situation for quite some time, but honestly, enough is enough. All of these tactics everyone pulls just makes BBS look that much worse, and the main culprit is Pig. Honestly, where the fuck do you get off acting like this? You lucked into a title, congrats. Your mirace roster somehow ran through the playoffs. Are we supposed to care? Stop walking around like you own the place and realize that all you do when you cause these types of arguments is just put a rift between GMs in the best sim league on the net! Hahahaha
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Post by aaronjh on Nov 11, 2007 23:25:48 GMT -5
I've kept pretty quiet on the whole situation for quite some time, but honestly, enough is enough. All of these tactics everyone pulls just makes BBS look that much worse, and the main culprit is Haberman. Honestly, where the fuck do you get off acting like this? You lucked into a title, congrats. Your mirace DC somehow ran through the playoffs. Are we supposed to care? Stop walking around like you own the place and realize that all you do when you cause these types of arguments is just put a rift between GMs in the best sim league on the net! Give it a rest man. Nova and duce have never done a thing to you. You're entirely way too sensitive, and take everything they say as a knock against your character. Newsflash asshole, duce didn't even name names! Christ, you could easily be in the clear, but instead you've just indicted yourself with this little tirade. I thought you were smarter than that. You come off as a fucking joke every time you open your mouth, whether it be on social matters like this or in trade. Al Horford for Michael Redd? Yeah, post it faggot. Just give it a rest, seriously. Wow, Mark. All I want to know is this... Who was there for you? Who was there for you when Sarah Day bit your dick with her braces on Homecoming night, and left to take you to the hospital before anyone found out? Who was there for you when Teer caught you looking up Jenna Jameson's platinum catalog in journalism and said Greenblatt put it up as a joke? Who was there for you when we all slept over PB's house and you had a wet dream on his mom's bed? wHO fucking went to their house to get you a change of clothes. Who was there for you when Mika dumped you and you wrote a suicide note? Who was there for you when you cried yourself to sleep the night Colleen's phone died? Who was there for you when you said, "Hey, bro, let's have sex!" Dan was. He's a good friend to you.
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Post by Mark on Nov 11, 2007 23:26:59 GMT -5
BLAAAAZASSSSSSS
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Post by Adelaide on Nov 11, 2007 23:27:24 GMT -5
I've kept pretty quiet on the whole situation for quite some time, but honestly, enough is enough. All of these tactics everyone pulls just makes BBS look that much worse, and the main culprit is Haberman. Honestly, where the fuck do you get off acting like this? You lucked into a title, congrats. Your mirace DC somehow ran through the playoffs. Are we supposed to care? Stop walking around like you own the place and realize that all you do when you cause these types of arguments is just put a rift between GMs in the best sim league on the net! Give it a rest man. Nova and duce have never done a thing to you. You're entirely way too sensitive, and take everything they say as a knock against your character. Newsflash asshole, duce didn't even name names! Christ, you could easily be in the clear, but instead you've just indicted yourself with this little tirade. I thought you were smarter than that. You come off as a fucking joke every time you open your mouth, whether it be on social matters like this or in trade. Al Horford for Michael Redd? Yeah, post it faggot. Just give it a rest, seriously. Wow, Mark. All I want to know is this... Who was there for you? Who was there for you when Sarah Day bit your dick with her braces on Homecoming night, and left to take you to the hospital before anyone found out? Who was there for you when Teer caught you looking up Jenna Jameson's platinum catalog in journalism and said Greenblatt put it up as a joke? Who was there for you when we all slept over PB's house and you had a wet dream on his mom's bed? wHO fucking went to their house to get you a change of clothes. Who was there for you when Mika dumped you and you wrote a suicide note? Who was there for you when you cried yourself to sleep the night Colleen's phone died? Who was there for you when you said, "Hey, bro, let's have sex!" Dan was. He's a good friend to you. Hahahahahahahah
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Post by The X-Factor on Nov 11, 2007 23:27:58 GMT -5
What have I learned...
duce is a fucking pussy.
Nova has won a few games and now has grown an ego.
Outlawz is going to quit if you keep posting on his trade block.
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Post by Adelaide on Nov 11, 2007 23:29:51 GMT -5
What have I learned... duce is a fucking pussy. Nova has won a few games and now has grown an ego. Outlawz is going to quit if you keep posting on his trade block. I was gonna comment on my observation of #2. But I spilled a spitter on my TV and forgot.
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Post by KruPaxson on Nov 11, 2007 23:30:07 GMT -5
hahaha you guys are hilarious party at NC train station this winter
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Post by The X-Factor on Nov 11, 2007 23:30:12 GMT -5
VINIATIERI SUCKS
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Post by KruPaxson on Nov 11, 2007 23:31:58 GMT -5
how did he miss that i could have made that lefty
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Post by Adelaide on Nov 11, 2007 23:32:58 GMT -5
Tounge-Twister of the Day.
Tiago Splitter spilled a spitter.
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Post by aaronjh on Nov 11, 2007 23:33:00 GMT -5
hahaha you guys are hilarious party at NC train station this winter Set a date
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Post by Mark on Nov 11, 2007 23:33:01 GMT -5
Darren Sproles is a Big 10 boy.
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Post by Adelaide on Nov 11, 2007 23:37:34 GMT -5
And the be quite frank I have had enough of this bullshit. When is it my time. All the GM's in the league just fucking suck nowadays. I remembered when Mark and Aaron were teaching me the basics, now who the fuck is the teacher bitches. Everyone argues over Outlawz and Reilly being superior GM's but where is my fucking recognition. I am better then all of you fucks you can kiss my knees and beg that I trade you Tyronn Lue and a conditional 2nd round pick. I am the new breed of GM. Kiss my fucking ass everyone, after I win this championship and the next one everyone in the streets will cheer "PIG" "PIG". I will be the king of the sim world and you will all will be mere peasants. Suck a fat one BBS, were renaming this shit BBP. Basket Ball Pig. Fuck you all.
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Post by The X-Factor on Nov 11, 2007 23:38:02 GMT -5
stfu
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Post by aaronjh on Nov 11, 2007 23:38:04 GMT -5
Nova and Duce should realize the entertainment value of these threads. You keep posting because it's fun. You don't pick a fight and fade to take higher ground in a fucking sim league!
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Post by KruPaxson on Nov 11, 2007 23:38:31 GMT -5
And the be quite frank I have had enough of this bullshit. When is it my time. All the GM's in the league just fucking suck nowadays. I remembered when Mark and Aaron were teaching me the basics, now who the fuck is the teacher bitches. Everyone argues over Outlawz and Reilly being superior GM's but where is my fucking recognition. I am better then all of you fucks you can kiss my knees and beg that I trade you Tyronn Lue and a conditional 2nd round pick. I am the new breed of GM. Kiss my fucking ass everyone, after I win this championship and the next one everyone in the streets will cheer "PIG" "PIG". I will be the king of the sim world and you will all will be mere peasants. Suck a fat one BBS, were renaming this shit BBP. Basket Ball Pig. Fuck you all. bring bender back as your assistant
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Post by aaronjh on Nov 11, 2007 23:38:58 GMT -5
And the be quite frank I have had enough of this bullshit. When is it my time. All the GM's in the league just fucking suck nowadays. I remembered when Mark and Aaron were teaching me the basics, now who the fuck is the teacher bitches. Everyone argues over Outlawz and Reilly being superior GM's but where is my fucking recognition. I am better then all of you fucks you can kiss my knees and beg that I trade you Tyronn Lue and a conditional 2nd round pick. I am the new breed of GM. Kiss my fucking ass everyone, after I win this championship and the next one everyone in the streets will cheer "PIG" "PIG". I will be the king of the sim world and you will all will be mere peasants. Suck a fat one BBS, were renaming this shit BBP. Basket Ball Pig. Fuck you all. Pig, impressive. A whole paragraph without mentioning Skoal!
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Post by Mark on Nov 11, 2007 23:39:22 GMT -5
And the be quite frank I have had enough of this bullshit. When is it my time. All the GM's in the league just fucking suck nowadays. I remembered when Mark and Aaron were teaching me the basics, now who the fuck is the teacher bitches. Everyone argues over Outlawz and Reilly being superior GM's but where is my fucking recognition. I am better then all of you fucks you can kiss my knees and beg that I trade you Tyronn Lue and a conditional 2nd round pick. I am the new breed of GM. Kiss my fucking ass everyone, after I win this championship and the next one everyone in the streets will cheer "PIG" "PIG". I will be the king of the sim world and you will all will be mere peasants. Suck a fat one BBS, were renaming this shit BBP. Basket Ball Pig. Fuck you all. He's actually serious. He really wants the recognition!
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